Will you be ready when the zombies invade?

The Scooter Patrol for Annihilation of Zombies will. S.P.A.Z. is America's fastest-growing grass-roots zombie preparedness scooter group, based at modernbuddy.com. Only diligent research and planning - and scooters - can save America from the zombie menace.

Put a A S.P.A.Z. sticker on your scooter or a S.P.A.Z. patch on your jacket and let the world know: the zombies won't catch you unprepared.